THIS NEIGHBORHOOD'S SLICK TALKER PULLS OFF DAZZLING HEIST| JACKPOT!

Well folks, you ain't gonna trust this! Our very own smooth-talking thief just pulled off a heist so clever, it's got the whole town stirred up. He/She hit the jewelry store clean, making off with a fortune. The police are hot on his trail, but so far, this charmer has managed to slip through their grasp. Word on the street is that he/she might be